When I'm grandmaster, I will play faster
They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash
But now I'm just plat. and now I'm just plat
And now I'm just plat. oooh oh!

Placed into bronze. it was so wrong
No games I won. so I made songs
But I stayed calm, and before long
I will be strong, just like jaedong

Now I'm in platinum, and I go at them
Hoping for that one (promotion!)
Learn from these streams. watch gomtv
Nada, mc. I wish I was korean

(so we're laddering) just to compete
(and it's saddening) when we "gg"
So we patiently play, and tune in to day
We'll make it some way, but for now we say!

When I'm grandmaster, I will play faster
They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash
But now I'm just plat. and now I'm just plat
And now I'm just plat. oooh oh!

So many thors. right at my door.
Pulled scvs, it's a repair galore
I heard them say...toss is the way
Toss is the answer. that's what they say

Look at these cheaters. combat and deezer
I'd rather 6 pool...like actionjesus
They should promote us. plat, bronze and gold suck
I know we'll be pro just if someone would coach us

(but we're laddering) just to compete
(and it's saddening) when we "gg"
So we patiently play, and tune in to day
We'll make it some way, but for now we say!

When I'm grandmaster, I will play faster
They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash
But now I'm just plat. and now I'm just plat
And now I'm just plat. oooh oh!

Give me free wins. just retire
Take your cheesing back to aiur
Build more bases. take the map, bro
Use control groups, learn to macro

In your natural. lings are dancing
As you lose your whole expansion
Don't throw tantrums...just get practice
And remember...speshul taktics!

Staying forever nub!
It's okay if you play like a scrub
Let's rejoice in this beautiful game
Cuz regardless at the end of the day
We all say

When I'm grandmaster, I will play faster
They'll call me bonjwa, just like my name was flash
But now I'm just plat. and now I'm just plat
And now I'm just plat. oooh oh!

When I'm grandmaster, and I play faster
And I defeat you, don't you go getting all mad
Or blame it on lag. just wave your flag
And wave your flag, gg!!

When I'm grandmaster
When I'm grandmaster
And I defeat you
Don't you go getting all mad

Don't you go getting all mad
Don't even blame it on lag...lag...lag
Don't you go blame it on lag