This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen close.

You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometime you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
I’m gonna fuck you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m gonna ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I bought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s fucking TEAMWORK.
What’s your favorite position?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.
Then I’m gonna love you completely,
Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.
Then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard.
Hard.