Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off Thats how my daily life starts On the highway, til' it's payday I have a meeting with the boss He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg He likes to kick me in the ass til it turns red I hate my job, i hate it all I wanna be a million dollar fucking rockstar Why! -Wont you get me a gig before i die...
Chourus Will write you a song song Just as heavy as king kong While im smoking my bong bong
I wanna be a hunk with a metalguitar Cause people tell me i could go pretty far I need some kicks as im Kerry King licks And get the chicks by the bar
Now its lunchtime, cut the barbwire I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap Life is rrazy, this job makes me A suicidal freak feeling like crap Why! -wont you get me a gig before i die..
I will write you a song song cause i know how to pling plong -just like playing the ping pong
Chourus
I'll be getting the chi..Chicks by the bar I'll be showing my tri..Tricks on guitar They'll be blowing me bli..Blind in my car I'll be throwing the sui..Suit on the yard I'll be hitting my bo..Boss really hard I'll be getting a bo..Bodyguard
Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off Thats how my daily life starts On the highway, til' it's payday I have a meeting with the boss Why! -wont you give me a gig before i die..
I will force you to sing sing I will give you a ring ring and you give me some bling bling