More work, less pay
is what everybody says is all that I deserve
So why they kicking my butt and breaking my bones now
And as the trouble flares I'm drunk
who cares that this life ain't meant for me
So I'm just holding my breath for a brand new day now

Well go on, I'll be damned mother said
I kicked off long before I could walk
She said that I swore and I cursed long before I could talk
For I've an infliction, a terrible thing
Fists of fury and a tongue with a sting
Seems such a shame but it kept us entertained now

What's more to say? Not for a dollar a day
it's not my job or my concern
So why am I asking you if you're alright there mate?
You've got to dial nine to get an outside line
to dial nine nine nine from here
Press one if it's urgent or two for a real emergency

Well go on, I'll be damned mother said
I kicked off long before I could walk
She said that I swore and I cursed long before I could talk
For I've an infliction, a terrible thing
Fists of fury and a tongue with a sting

Seems such a shame but it kept us entertained now
Seems such a shame but it kept us entertained now
Seems such a shame but it kept us entertained now