Here's a little bonus room

Because I know you've had it tough

And here's a little bonus tune

About collecting real cool stuff

Yes, here's a little bonus room

Where you can play

Don't be frightened

Don't run away

You can linger

'Cuz I'm your video friend

Think of me as a father figure

With a hand to lend

Here's a little bonus room

Where you don't have to worry

Take your sweet time

You need not hurry

Oh, you're looking incredible

You're the bomb!

And me, I'm kind of like your dad

And a little like your mom

There are no monsters here

Hey wait, look over there...

$#@!?*!!

...I was just kidding

Don't be scared

And when you turn this game off

In the real world once again,

You won't have to play make-believe

Or try to pretend

'Cuz I'll be right there

When you open your hand

'Cuz I'm your little invisible

Musical friend

So, show me to your pets

Or show me to your pals

You really will impress

Every nifty guy and gal

Show them you are individual

Show them you are Bold!

Besides, I get residuals

For every game that's sold

I'm your little invisible

Musical friend

For life

I'll never leave you