Nandedaroo? Nandedaroo?
Nandeda? Nandedaroo?

Okyuuryoobi ni okyuuryoo zenbu tsukacchau
Omoitsuki no koodoo de keikakusei ga nai
Demo sonna ryoosan o nikumenai
Sore wa nandeda? Nandedaroo?
Nandeda? Nandedaroo?
(*BIS)

Ryoosan no mayuge ga
Kuroi kamome ni mieru no nandedaroo?
Sandaru haiteirunoni
Sugoku hayaku hashireruno nandedaroo?
Ryoosan wa itsumo
Udemakuri o shiteruno nandedaroo?
Hachamecha nanoni
Minna ni shitawareruno nandedaroo?
Nakagawasan wa Ryoosan ni
Okane o kasanaikeredo
Sensha ya sentooki wa
Kantanni kasu no nandedaroo?
Reikosan monosugoku okanemochi dakeredo
Hashutsujo de hataraiteruno nandedaroo?
(*BIS x 2)

Ryoosan wa futoi yubi de
Kiyoona yubisaki nandedaroo?
Soshite donnani shippai shitemo
Suguni tachinaoruno nandedaroo?
Kore wa hontoo no hanashi de
Ryoosan okane ga karamuto moo soreshika
Kangaerarenaku naruno nandedaroo?
(*BIS x 2)

Remonchan wa yoochienji nanoni
Jigaigeki ga sukinano nandedaroo?
Buchoo no chobihige bimyooni chiisaino
Nandedaroo
Hondasan baiku ni noruto
Seikaku ga kawaruno nandedaroo?
Higurashi Neruo ga yonen ni ichido shika
Okinaino nandedaroo?
Doodemo iikoto dakeredo
Kono anime no taitoru ga
Konnani nagai no nandedaroo?
(*BIS)

Nandedaroo? Nandedaroo?
Nandeda? Nandeda? Nanded?