They always want me to explain
How'd you tuck, girl?
Drag queens do it, some trans the same
We're all tuckers!

Gender's a mystery
My dick is history!

With tuck tape!
OOh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
OOh
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
Tuck tape!

It takes a master to create a
True beef curtains
Triple A tuck tape never fails
That's for certain

These bulgy messes
Succeed in dresses!

With tuck tape!
OOh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
OOh
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
Duct tape!
OOh no!

G-G-G-Gender
She sure tried it!
That bubble gum
You can't deny it
What To Do Just Grab Onto Some
Tuck Tape! (OOh)

Tuck tape!
OOh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
OOh
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
Tuck tape!

D-D-D-Danger
Watch behind you
Your tuck is loose and
We can see your balls now, Mary
What To Do Just Grab Onto Some

Tuck tape!
OOh
Can S-V-U report [?]
Tuck tape!
OOh
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
Tuck tape!
OOh
Your Vpl can go to hell with
Tuck tape!
OOh

Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!
Okay I think I've got it!
Pull this stunt on your boy front
And Donald Trump will grab your
Courtney!
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed
fair trade, sustainable, gluten-free
Kösher, non-Gmo, vegan, Halal, locally sourced coconut
oil. I mean coconut oil is just amazing
there's nothing you can't do with it, I cook with it
I pull with it, I lube up my body with it
if you're in a committed, loving, safe relationship
you can also use it as a
Tuck tape