(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Walk into Friendly's who do I see,
Turn to my right and say hey Brettski,
Brettski's the man the coolest guy around,
Everyone know he's the king of this town,

(Chorus)
Hey Brettski can you give us a moo,
Hey Brettski do you want some more food,
Hey Brettski wanna see my new car,
Hey Brettski see you at the topless bar,

(Verse 2)
Walk through the door who do I see,
Turn to my left and say hey Brettski,
Brettski's above us, not a stupid hick,
Everyone knows that he gets all the chicks,

(Chorus)