Here's a story that must be told It's kinda' new, not very old About a female martian with a wild grin Big orange eyes and green skin Blue was her hair She came from way up there She wore silver underwear Almost naked but she didn't care Why oh, why did she come from Planet V? I don't know woh who who
(Chorus) Martian girl from Planet V Will you marry me? Wo wo wo wo wo She came from outer space She came to see If earth was good Wo wo wo wo She got distracted at the supermarket In the meat department Wo wo wo wo wo She's looking at me She's looking hungry Think she's gonna eat me! Wo wo wo wo wo
She's not a bird She's not a plane She's got green blood Pumping through her veins. Saw a light in the sky And then I found her Now I'm having my own close encounter She smiled at me as she fixed her hair And then she kissed me Right then and there I started bleeding, That's the weirdest part 'Cuz this alien's teeth were razor sharp!
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Woah, Oh Baby, What a wacky alien she was I'll tell you why, It's just because She had an appetite that couldn't be beat She came from space to eat people meat I guess I didn't taste good anyway 'Cuz when she kissed me, she flew away!