Everyone knows me in this town,
And I'd be done if they ever found me out.
Each raised eyebrow each rumor-fueled suspicion,
So I changed my look beyond recognition.
I've done pretty good so far,
Of goin' unnoticed under your radar.

(Whoa, Whoa!) I gotta keep incognito,
(Whoa, Whoa!) Adopt an alter ego,
(Whoa, Whoa!) It doesn't matter whereever we go.

Let me know when the coast is clear,
Don't tell a soul that you ever saw my here.
Lead them on a chase,
Avoiding close calls and narrow escapes.

(Whoa, Whoa!) I gotta keep incognito,
(Whoa, Whoa!) Adopt an alter ego,
(Whoa, Whoa!) It doesn't matter whereever we go.

I tip-toe through half-truths and white lies,
It might be time to find a new disguise.

(Whoa, Whoa!) I gotta keep incognito,
(Whoa, Whoa!) Adopt an alter ego,
(Whoa, Whoa!) It doesn't matter whereever we go.