i spend my days
watching TV w/a beer (ooh-waaaa your fat)
this seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-waaaa your fat)
then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep w/a whale)
she said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)
so i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
and i dreamed of being big and manly (dreaming is the best you can do)
i thought to myself "what would i ask for?" (if someone gave you a wish)
i think i;d like to look like my hero (he's one big manly dish)

CHORUS:
i want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
i dont want to be fat and weak (oh no! oh no!)
i want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
i want a manly physique

i put down the Cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots were all you ate)
then i noticed that my skin was turning orange (you're just a big mistake)
then i overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die)
still i want to look like my idol (that great big beefy guy)

CHORUS

i bought myself a weight set and some steroids (to make you big and strong)
and i worked out really really hard (but it did not last for long)
i put out my back and the steroids made me sterile (not like it mattered anyway)
and about looking like my hero (he has one thing to say)

i dont want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
i dont mind being fat and weak (oh no! oh no!)
i dont want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
it's easier being fat and lazy

you'll never look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
you'll always be fat and weak (oh yes! oh yes!)
you'll never look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
you are fat and ugly