I'm the life of the party, I'm always smiling

On the surface I'm as happy as can be

And I don't watch the news and I don't read the papers

And I don't like chicken soup for the soul

Do you wanna share my apple pie?

I don't understand why people cry

Try to just all get along

Everybody, come on

When things get heavy I'll change the subject

And I'll talk about ice cream and teddy bears

Everytime you tell me about your problems

I get rigid and scared and I shut off

Do you wanna share my apple pie?

I don't understand why people cry

Try to just all get along

Everybody, come on

I've never been sad

'Cause of lack of emotion I'm very, very glad

I've never been real

'Cause my armour means I never have to feel

Do you wanna share my apple pie?

I don't understand why people cry

Try to just all get along

Everybody, come on

I don't dig confrontation, I keep my mouth shut

But I lie to save my own ass

People talk of politics and people talk of war

And I don't know why they're so upset

Uh-uh

Do you wanna share my apple pie?

I don't understand why people cry

Try to just all get along

Everybody, come on

Everybody, come on

Everybody, come on