I fished a butt out of a pile
of cigarettes in my ashtray
I could have gone to grab a pack
the store was just a block away
My brain feels like it's bleeding
Don't know how I'm still breathing
Alphabet soup spelled you're a fool
but I still ate it all the same

If you're asking me to follow
I will never be a no-show
You know I can never say no, no, no, no, no

I've got a fear of missing out
I wanna get drunk and slip up
I need to be talked about
Don't act like you won't miss me
I'll sip another beer in the shower
Baby, I'll be ready soon
I'll sip another beer in the shower
Baby, then I'm coming for you

Falling in love has never stopped me
from taking shots with lots of men
So take my picture, I'll get a pitcher
and get the guys to pay for them

Keep on asking me to follow
I will never be a no-show
You know I can never say no, no, no, no, no

I've got a fear of missing out
I wanna get drunk and slip up
I need to be talked about
Don't act like you won't miss me
I'll sip another beer in the shower
Baby, I'll be ready soon
I'll sip another beer in the shower
Baby, then I'm coming for you

Hot water and a cold Coors Light
Babe, can you wash my hair?
I've got my hands full, I was up all night

I've got a fear of missing out
I wanna get drunk and slip up
I need to be talked about
Don't act like you won't miss me
I'll sip another beer in the shower
Baby, I'll be ready soon
I'll sip another beer in the shower
Baby, then I'm coming for you

Baby, then I'm coming for you
Baby, then I'm coming for you
Baby, then I'm coming for you
Baby, then I'm coming for you
I'll sip another beer in the shower
I'll sip another beer in the shower