E E7 Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park E Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper B B7 C7 Db7 D7 Sleeps in a hole in the road D D7 Db7 C7 B7 Saving up to buy his new clothes B Keeps a ten bob note up his nose E C7 B7 E C7 B7 Such a mean old man, mean old man E E7 His sister Pam works in a shop E She never stops she's a go-getter B B7 C7 Db7 D7 Takes him out to look at the Queen D7 Db7 C7 B7 Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene E C7 B7 E C7 B7 Such a dirty old man, dirty old man B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E