Oh look out
She came in through the bathroom window,
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon.

Didn’t anybody tell her?
Didn’t anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me.

She said she’d always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew but I could not say.
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob.

Didn’t anybody tell her?
Didn’t anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me.