I like all the girls, and all the girls like me.

Its not a question of confidence or retribution
I'd do anything to find a solution
Change my name in 12 states
Just to escape this prosecution

You know why?
I like all the girls, and all the girls like me.

They tell me so
They tell me so
I know

And while my right hand strives for a noble cause
The left attacks with Roman aplomb
And all the divorcées upon the deportees
Soon enough will have to fall upon their claws

Because
I like all the girls, and all the girls like me.

If there is no rapport
Let me steal a kiss
Yeah, I was made for only this
And if you want one more
Come back to my apartment, and I'll show what it's for
I'm all about it
I'm all about it
I'm all about it
I'm all about it
Let me shout it

I like all the girls, and all the girls like me.

I like all the girls, and every woman says to me: ahahahaahahahahhaooowhoa
Oh darling, don't you know better?
They tell me so
That's how I know
S.O.S (That's how I know)
S.O.S (That's how I know)
S.O.S (That's how I know)

That's how I came N. O. W.