I've got nothing to worry about
So I worry about nothing
I think I've got fleas
Or some tropical disease
My spider sense is tingling

I've got nothing to panic about
So i panic about nothing
I won't buy grapes
I check the sell by dates
I only eat fruit out of tins

I've got the blues
I've got lips in my shoes
And I'm scared of the countryside
I can't sleep cos I see spiders when I close my eyes

I've got nothing to be afraid of
So I'm afraid of nothing
I've emptied out the cupboard underneath the stairs
Cos i think the sky is going to fall

How did I get to be such a mess
So soon in my life
I can't sleep cos I see spiders when I close my eyes

All I ever wanted to be
Was comfortable and kind
I can't sleep cos I see spiders when I close my eyes

I'd love to go
to San Francisco
But I'm too afraid to fly
I can't help it cos I see spiders when I close my eyes