This town is full of monsters
Holding hands with other monsters
And attempting to be human beings
Shuffling around the shops
And waving at balloons

This town is full of monsters
Sitting on park benches
Eating little packets of sultanas
Licking chocolate off their chubby little fingers

And I don't know why it is
They scare me but they do
And the thing that really frightens me
Is that all my friends from school
Are turning into monsters
Picking patterns out for curtains
Making friends with all the other monsters
Pushing other little baby monsters arund the shops in prams

This town is full of monsters
Peeping out from under parks
In multi-storey car park
Evil little eyes like fairy lights
Blinking in the dark

This town is full of monsters
Making out with other monsters
Picking sweetcorn out of their teeth
Dipping yissy little fingers
In the pick n mix

And I don't know why it is
They scare me but it does
And the thing that really frightens me
Is the people I used to love
Are turning into monsters
Getting married having babies
Telling me how great their life is
And how happy I would be if I could just be more like them