Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

1. One day you'll meet that alien girl
she's the cutest the smartest in the world
well-read, good lookin' and full of charme
a pretty little greenie with an extra arm.

2. She likes dancin', romancin', she loves Chopin
she dresses and smells like a movie star
she's out of your class, she's of the third kind
but then this old saying comes on your mind: It says:


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

3. Just ask her out and you will see
Such girls are human like you and me
So if you think she's more than divine
Then give her a kiss and ask her "Will you be mine?"

4 And when at last you are together
And you're rockin' like a ship in stormy weather
Her extra arm makes you feel so glad
You'll always remember what your Granny said, she said:


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

Z. Girls love to be surprised, you say "Look what I have bought!"
She'll get excited, she asks "What have you got?"
You smile and say "Well Honey have a guess (gas)!
But she gets it all wrong and the air is a mess!


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

5. So when you meet that alien girl
The cutest the smartest in the world
Well-read, good lookin and full of charme
That pretty little lady that will ring your alarm.

6. Who likes dancin', romancin' and loves Chopin
Who dresses and smells like a movie star
Who's outta your class, who's of the third kind
Just let this ole saying come on your mind:


Girls' farts are smelly as well
Signorina, Fraulein or Mademoiselle
Girls' farts are smelly as well

Girl's farts are smelly as well ...