Now, I calculate the beatin for approximated speakin Play it at your party for intoxicated freakin One for the motherfuckers at the par-ty Two for the DJ's bumpin this for me Three for the girls with the fake ID and a pound if you snuck through the back for free See sneakin into shit probably always been my hobby 1985, in the Henry J. lobby Ten bones for the Fresh Fest to me was like robbery Tennis shoes squeakin -- security tried to mob me People screamin so loud, they lungs got broke when $hort grabbed the mic and started yellin out, "OAKLAND!" Not the type of brother that's hard with a death wish but one thing that I'll die for is bein on the guest list I'm talkin bout a pissyfit, sayin loud explicit shit "Can't you read my name motherfucker; ain't you literate?!?!!" I be sayin this even if it ain't legitimate Although it ain't considerate, I get in with no scrilla spent Caught the 57 bus to the Coliseum Run-D.M.C. and LL, gotta see em Negotiatin with a guard out by the trailer Me and twenty potnahs got in for a Taylor Later in the game shit was much more elaborate Motherfuckers rocked the spot, with fake laminate Show em to security, and it was like BAM! On stage with Ice Cube at the Summer Jam I'm not a fronter and, this ain't a cover band I'm always givin you the really and no other than Alameda Drive-In, didn't wanna pay a buck Five motherfuckers layin flat, in the mini-truck Used to sneak in to the Eastmont Cinemas Through the exit, sometimes about ten of us But you know, I guess it was so easy cause they playin movies that's already on TV Most of them flicks I can't recommend But back then, half the fun was sneakin in See me in the alley, but nah I ain't no crack hoe I'm waitin for my folks to open up the back do'