She locked me in with her city
Centre apartment dryer eye smile
And the way she approached our language
With such precision and ease
I started chanting at the frame of the door
She said get in you berk
Put your coat on the floor
Get into that kitchen
And start chopping those e's please

But, I never wanted to
Didn't know what to do
She was the one that suggested
She practically molested me
Course that's what your friends would say
They never liked me anyway
I sat down, I did not try and hold her hand
Never-mind, try and get in her sack
Should've seen her face
When I said, darling, no
Didn't think she was ever
Gonna, ever let me go
The cheeky bitch
Even asked for her lighter back

I never wanted to
Didn't know what to do
She was the one that suggested
She practically molested me

I never wanted to
Didn't know what to do
She was the one that suggested
She practically molested me