You like to sensationalise
Tell lies cause it makes for a better story
If you're not found on the ground

With a needle in your arm
Then you're boring

Oh it's so bizarre
The way that things are these days
Oh it's so bizarre
Is anybody normal these days?
What's normal?

I bet they never had a paper round
You can tell that none
Of their friends are sound
Thats two nil to me, that's two nil to me
They never have a laugh
Sour faced, straight laced
You name it they probably haven't done it
They've definitely never done it

Oh it's so bizarre
The way that things are these days
That the dull and reserved
Have to make up these crazy ways
In which they live out their lives of lies
Are you sure? do you swear down?
Are you sure? do you swear down?

Oh it's so bizarre
The way that things are these days
That the dull and reserved
Make up these crazy ways
In which they live out their lives of lies
Are you sure? do you swear down?
Are you sure? do you swear down?

Do you swear down? do you swear down?