Took her out on a Saturday,
we went down to the flix
but she kept getting smart with me
coz I laughed at all the soppy bits.
I wanted to give her a good time,
get her locked in the city
but I puked up over her pretty face
and then she wouldn't kiss me.

I want my tongue between your teeth
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I want to trespass on your heath
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I am the Beauty and the Beast
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I'm a monstrosity.

Said she wanted chocolates,
diamonds and romance.
Said she wanted Paris
but I refused to go to France.
Now I'm just a monstrosity
who dribbles in his sleep,
I hang out on the back streets
with all the other dead beats.

I want my tongue between your teeth
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I want to trespass on your heath
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I am the Beauty and the Beast
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I'm a monstrosity.

I want my tongue between your teeth
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I want to trespass on your heath
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I am the Beauty and the Beast
I do, I do, I do, I do, I...
I'm a monstrosity.