Only one of us lucky enough
To be collapsed in the corner looking down from up above
Just the kid with the juttering jaw
And the billion million stunners that he swore that he saw
Just the one of us crazy enough
to rejoice in having the blunt blade of a lacerating lawnmower
ruthlessly rotate inside of his jelly and ice-cream head

He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
On something, On something, On something
He must be, He's gotta be
On something, On something, On something
He must be, He's gotta be

Only one of us loves the black night
Keeps his curtains shut throughout the stupid daylight
Just the kid with the long end of the stick
Impersonating popeye for the whole worlds benefit
Just the one of us crazy enough
to rejoice in having the blunt blade of a lacerating lawnmower
ruthlessly rotate inside his jelly and ice-cream head

He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
On something, On something, On something
He must be, He's gotta be
On something, On something, On something
He must be, He's gotta be

Only one of us on something
Only one of us on something
Only one of us on something
Only one of us on something
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
On something
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
He must be, He's gotta be
On something