And I realize, it seems
like I don't really mean
what I say to you
but hey I know it's true
So stop, breathe deep
take a little look in the mirror and say
I'm tough, not a runner
I'm a first rate fuckin stunner.
I'm tough, not a runner
I'm a first rate fuckin stunner.

Don't you just love the day
when things start going my way.
You said Hello, good morning
What a beautiful beautiful day.
I said stay, stay, don't ever go away
You're tough, not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.
You're tough, not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.

Well if you knew how I felt
when you come round for tea
In your dress and your hat
looking pretty just for me
You know that we'd dance to Elvis
round and round and round
I said You're tough and not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.
You're tough and no runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.

Well you've been saying the same thing
every bloody time.
And you've been saying it
for years and years and years
and I guess that's why
you twist me up inside.
This could go on, and on
forever and ever and ever.
You're tough and not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.
You're tough, not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.

You're tough and not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.
You're tough, not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.
You're tough and no runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.
You're tough, and not a runner
you're a first rate fuckin stunner.