You are at the pool cannonballing the water
I'm as drunk as fuck
I'm passed out in the gutter

I've been fooling around
Crawling on the ground
All over the town-a
Now I have no doubt
I've turned into my brother

Good years pass
While I'm here in this mess
I've done wrong
I confess it to be true

I just need another chance
Will you give me this dance?
Should I-a take my shoes off?
Take your clothes off?
Follow my lead
Let me do my thing

I'll spin you around
Hold on to your crown
Hoo-hoo

I'm about to par
Caddy hand me a putter
While you drink your tea
With toast and peanut butter

I've got used to the sound
As you pout as a trout
Back in my canoe
Now I know why you sound
Just like my old mother

Good years pass
While I'm here in this mess
Should I-a take my shoes off?
Take your clothes off?
Follow my lead
Let me do my thing

I'll spin you around
Till you lose your crown
Hoo-hoo