Oh, baby, I was a loser
Several years on the dough
A nameless man with a very high voice
Doing rock and roll
And there are seas of sleeveless t-shirts
And queues around the block
And every man, woman and child wants to
Suck my cock

I'm in a band with my brother
And my two best mates
I would never leave the house without my SM58

Every inch of you
You know I'm gonna work it
Every inch of you

Alright
I wanted to be a doctor
I wanted to be a vet
Until I heard "Communication Breakdown"
On a TDK D90 cassette
My entire adult life was spent defying the man
I got the whole arena eating out of my hand!

Every inch of you
You know I'm gonna work it
Every inch of you

I've attended my last lecture,
Slept through my last class
You can take your qualifications
And shove them up your ...

Every inch of you
You know I'm gonna work it
Every inch of you
Every inch of you
Every inch of you