Said, a rich gal she drives in an automobile
Said, a poor gal do quite the same
Well, my gal drives an old hay wagon
You know she's getting 'round just the same

Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live (If I live)
And I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (If I don't get killed)
Said, if I never see you again
Be sure to remember me

Well, a rich gal drinks good old whiskey (Yea, She do)
Said, poor gal do quite the same
Well, my gal drinks shoe polish
You know she's getting drunk just the same

Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live (If I live)
And I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (If I don't get killed)
Said, if I never see you again
Be sure to remember me

Said, a rich gal, she'll beat you, she'll bop you with a stick
Said, a poor gal do quite the same
Well, my gal'll take a rusty razor, she'll run you all over town
You know she's raising hell just the same

Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live (If I live)
And I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (If I don't get killed)
Said, if I never see you again
Be sure to remember me

Said, a rich gal, she'll kiss you, she'll kiss you awful sweet
Said, a poor gal do quite the same
Well, my gal spit back at you, she'll snap all on your lips
You know she's loving me just the same

Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live (If I live)
And I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (If I don't get killed)
Said, if I never see you again
Be sure to remember me

Said, if I never see you again
Be sure to remember me