Yesterday I swore and promised to God

That I'd get out and meet a real girl

So I got up started walking out the door five trailers down

And I see her

There she was just standing there

and I don't want to be her friend

I just want a little lucky time

For the first time in my life

And as we start to touch she quickly pulled away

Then she got off her knees and asked me for my bank I just froze

I've never seen nothing like it before nope that girl's a little

Crack ho

Ho Oh Oh

When she came back to me she smelt of something rank

Something stand now fifty bucks is gone

And I've lost my will to masturbate