My head has thoughts
What a ridiculous place to start
She said, "Well, how about my chest?
Or more specifically my heart"

Whenever I'm alone or feeling lonely
I pretend I can play the drums inside my head
And I am good
They love these songs
They love my songs

But I am not a dirty God
And I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half of the time
The other half, I am only hiding

And she was getting high
Yeah, she was smoking pot
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy she's hooked up with tonight
But probably, oh, probably not

Who did I think I was?
Who did I think that I could be?
Oh, how dare me
Oh, how dare me

And there's a voice in the back of my head
In the back of my head says, "Let him be
Just let him be happy"
I'm gonna go crazy

I am the water
In the puddle in the shade of a tree
When I freeze over, you are the sun, you cannot touch me
And the tree feels bad
I can tell by the way that it felt

But it still won't move
So the ice won't melt
No, it still won't move
So the ice won't melt

But I am not a dirty God
I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half of the time
The other half, I am only hiding

Keep my body alive
Keep my arms reaching out towards anyone

But I am not a dirty God
And I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half of the time
The other half, I am only hiding

And we were getting high
And I was smoking pot
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy she's hooked up with tonight
But probably, probably not