I see you in your streams
I'm in your chat and you're in my dreams
I'm in love and I need your help
I thought of you and I peed myself
I quit my job just to watch you freely
Stop fucking calling me creepy

This ain't a joke to me (This ain't a joke to me)
This ain't a joke to me
This ain't a joke to me
This ain't a joke to me
This ain't a joke to me

I found where you live
Earned that right with this money I give
It's not parasocial, you'll love me too
I know your type and I'm perfect for you
I drop off presents because I love you deeply
Stop fucking calling me creepy

Why won't you talk to me? (Why won't you talk to me?)
Why won't you talk to me?
Why won't you talk to me?
Why won't you talk to me?
Why won't you talk to me?

A nice guy like me won't lose
'Cause I'm protecting you from all these assholes in your chat
I may get laughed at
But in the end it will be you and me

"Why did you hide having a husband?
I've been supporting you for 2 years now
I'm always in your chat making sure no one says shit about you
Do you know how much I support you?
I always donate to you
Two months ago - do you-do you remember what you said to me?
I just got off work, and I sent you a picture of my 'bored-but-tired' face on Snapchat
And you said I looked cute!
Obviously you know how much I like you
I was hoping maybe we could get a few drinks, just you and me
And see where the night takes us, and then now this comes out?
I don't need you, there's plenty of other fish in the sea
Fish without husbands too
Have fun being a liar bitch face! "

A nice guy like me won't lose
'Cause I'm protecting you from all these assholes in your chat
I may get laughed at
And spit upon, and shit upon
And pretend like nothing's wrong
In the end it will be you and me
(And me)