Everybody's all takin' 'bout deathkey
But i don't even know what that means
Is it music? no, it's too noisey
Deathkey

Some guy all tryin' to be creepy
Posting his rants and bandname repetitively
From his parents' basement, on his mom's pc
Deathkey

I'm on the side-line boards
I got machete swords

Express my mental block
By way of caps lock

It spread across the web like it was grape jelly
It's everywhere like ninjas and zombies
So viral, the doc just diagnosed me
Deathkey

Now every morning my inbox is at capacity
I look why and then i cry "zomg"
A thousand blog comments and this is how they all read:
Deathkey

I'm on the side-line boards
I got machete swords

Express my mental block
By way of caps lock

My bullshit was so extreme,
My band is now an internet meme

So on every forum thread
Forget the topic
Reply with deathkey instead