When you're in a lane
And you
Suddenly deviate
You make me feel ashamed
For my own
Wisconsin license plate

I can't read your mind
I'm not in
The Psychic Friends Network
So you must signal your directional intentions
Or watch me go berserk
(On you)

In the lanes
You must signal
On the off-ramp
You still must signal
You demonstrate your gaping lack of any driving skill
'Cause turn signals are not optional

The lines on the road are
Clearly marked, but you're
Drifting like a raft
How did you ever get a valid driver's license?
Was it blackmail, bribery or witchcraft?

And if the lead guy at the light
Gets his left signal on too late
Make sure you get that blinker on
Before you circumnavigate

This is the type thing that
Shouldn't be so hard
I don't think it's that hard
Is it really that hard?