Uptown with a cloven-toed mistress
(Who) arms her trip with the tongue
of an ice pick straight to the ears
Hope to kick but foil the turnover
Now its ‘god's teeth' and ‘holy clover'
Go down!
Its up to you
Running around, oh no!
Nothing ever happens
Nothing good underneath the sun if not for everyone

Heaven lives on Southport and Belmont
For the bass man, he's such a show off
He's looking to lustify
Counting down to single nut digits
With no one there in the room to witness
Our hometown boy out on the road, oh no!
Nothing ever happens
Nothing good underneath the sun if not for everyone