We called off your guard as we entered the yard To convince you to redirect some of that rage Because who fed you rocks while they ate their thanksgiving And who left you out all alone in their cage
And when you were a pup, I watched you so close You ran straight to the distance allowed by his rope You got kicked, you got choked, phrases crept up your spine When he said "we must keep our bitches in line" And on his poker nights he says the same of his wife He's the top dog pack leader true alpha-male So make no sudden moves keep your nose from the border You move fast. You eat last this side of pecking-order
So why don't you come with me? We've got acres with streams. We won't keep you in cages make you beg for your treats. We won't tell you to heel, though you might need some time to Dig up those old bones your young self left behind
You said "Your offer is nice but here should suffice Yeah, my younger years were something but that isn't my life Master is all that I've got He keeps me having a purpose Gives me bed, keeps me fed And I'm just slightly nervous of what I might do If I were let loose If I caught that mail car Or ate garbage for food So, as I bare all my teeth I will ask of you please to just leave. "
Well your heart has spoken I feel you're already house broken
Well I made you a hood ornament for an oncoming car Because your bark might seem bad but I'll show you the scars From when the state sent you over to deliver your teeth To the heels of your kindred breaking chains from their feet And then you wipe your hands clean. Splash of water paper napkin While the parrots sing headlines, we wear the leash like a fashion Try to take out my claws expect a visceral reaction Try to muzzle me up, I'll lash out, I'll bite back and Keep my options open For fear of becoming housebroken