For all the times that she runs through my brain
And all the times I thought of her when I came
It kind of breaks my heart, oh girl this ain't no game
And I still jerk it to her everyday

But I didn't want to write a song
Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I was lame
I'm not but I'm still kinda caught up
And I should probably move it on
But I'm hoping maybe she's just playing hard to get
So I sent her a dick pic

Your momma don't like me and she likes everyone
But I'm not her type and I know I'm a little young
And I know she isn't down with it
But that body doesn't quit
And now I know
I think your mom is hot as shit

I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself

Everyone told me she was too old for me
And I know she might be out of my league
But every time that I would come and visit your house
I was sneaking peaks up under her blouse

But I never tried to make a move
Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I would disrespect her
Even though I'd wreck her
I know I should be moving on
But I can't help thinking that if she just got to know me
She might want to blow me

Your momma don't like me and she likes everyone
But she might like me if she knew that I was hung
And I know she probably won't be down while your dad is still around
Let her know I'll put that fucker in the ground

Cause I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself

For all those times that she made me feel small
I'm in love but she don't feel it at all
Never thought that it would hurt this much to fall
Your momma broke my heart and gave me blue balls, balls

Cause I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself
Cause I like the way she looks so much
But she said I should go and fuck myself
And when I think about that big 'ol butt
You know I gotta go and touch myself