Harry's old man has been away
but now he's back - got home today
It brings me down to see him here
peculiar guy he's kinda queer
Harry's mom is really pissed
she can't recall when last they kissed
she knows he's weird - what he's been doin'
Men and women he's been screwin'

Harry knew something should be done
Harry knew something should be done
Harry knew something should be done
Harry knew and Harry did it!

Weeks ago right after school
Harry found dad nude in the pool
The maid was there giving him head
and Harry wanted to see him dead
Harry's dad's a fuckin' ass and...

Fuckin' ass waxeatin' bastard
Always mean and always plastered
Harry hates that kind of shit,
but Harry knows what dad'll get
Harry's dad fucks dogs and cats
and Harry's dad fucks this and that
and Harry'd dad fucked Harry's brother
but Harry's dad won't fuck Harry's mother