Ok so I am hanging out
Backstage with some friend
Who I'd rather not mention by name
Suffice to say their kinda famous and
Their band is bitchin'
Which brings me to my next point…

Theres a girl being so damn mean
She's kinda punk, but with a spray on tan
She gave me attitude from the second she walked in

Just what made you decide that I don't belong in here?
And for that matter why do I care
I realize there's a level of friendship we have yet to reach
But why be so god damn mean to me
What a bitch!

It it possibly that I'm not famous enough for you?
Or maybe I'm not sucking up in the right way?

So tell me why you're angry
Why do you choose to judge me?
Did I invade your space?
We were having fun
Until you chose to get on my case
Alright ok I'm sorry
If I offended you
But believe you me its true
You're such a bitch that I
Had to write a fucking song about you