I know a place where the girls are always meaner If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
Sippin' Starbucks Venti skinny mocha chai tea with foam Drivin' escalades While they're texting and re-tweeting on iPhones
You can try to approach us But we're all the same we don't care what your name is We'll look at you for a second But that's just to make sure that you're not famous
California girls we're unreliable Never worked a day in our lives Hybrid dogs in bags we leave em' in the car Owowowow
California girls we're so predictable Hottest bodies money can buy Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
Sign your name on the dotted line Don't need brains if that ass is fine Once you cross the L.A. Border You develop an eating disorder Sell your soul, dance on the pole Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to... hang out with
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips See through shirts show off your nips Paparazzi is everywhere Oops forgot your underwear Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya Cus you're representin' California But you know I'd still be all up inya Even if that ass was from Virginia
And you know that you can bet your butt That I'd do girls from Connecticut I could really fill my booty quota By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
California Girls we are so are desperate Sold our souls for fortune and fame Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith Oo ow ow ow argh
"California Gurls" is so repetitive All Pop sounds exactly the same It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did Ow ow ow ow