I wrote a letter to the President
I said
"Hey man your money's better spent
Trying to bring back Ms. Monroe for me
Before I get too old for her"

Wouldn't you know I got a letter back
He said
"We got doctors in the lab
Trying to bring back Ms. Monroe for you
Before you get too old for her"

Well, well and the very next day
I got a package in the mail
Low and behold and there she was
And I fell in love with her
But she was exactly like a doll
She didn't feel anything at all

She ain't got no heart and soul
She ain't got no no
She ain't got no no
Ain't got no
Got no heart and soul

I sent the girl back to D.C.
So I could get some peace and
I don't know if she's happy there
But I can't say I really care at all

Oh yeah, and one other thing
I sent the President a letter back
I said
"Tell your doctors in the lab
Next time you take this poor girl apart
Be sure to replace her heart
Because she's exactly like a doll
She don't feel anything at all"

Next day I was watching TV
Low and behold but who should I see
It was none other than you know who
Singin'
"Happy birthday Mr. President
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you"