I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Oozin' through my jugular vein.
I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Bubblin' to the brim of my brain.
Break out the brown paper and the sippin' wine,
Greasy ain't easy but I'm doin' fine.
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly hullaballoo.

I'm full of Vim, Verve and Vigor
Turpentene and nic-o-tyne.
I'm full of Vim, Verve and Vigor
Set me up & watch me unwind.

You can smell me comin' by the Listerine,
Witch Hazel, Vitapointe & Vaseline
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin' a hillbilly boogaloo.

I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Brylcream and Brilliantine.
I'm full of Piss and Vinegar
Wine me up & see if I'm lyin'.

Don't knock my gold tooth out I need it for more
Than smilin' at the landlady at my door
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy doin a hillbilly boogaloo.

Vim, Verve and Vigor, Piss and Vinegar
Vim, Verve and Vigor, Piss and Vinegar
Vim, Verve and Vigor, Piss and Vinegar