Kings of the bar scene, pounding on brewskies
Banging chicks right there in the sand
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and marry a man!

Who wanna do a shot? (we do)
I'm gonna get fucked up (me too)
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach
Spread water on the girls (T-shirts see through)
Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round
Havasu, crack a brew, marry a man!

Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties
Creatine shakes, marry a man!

Spring Break y'all!

Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! Puke and rally! That's what's up!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the damn stalls
Trade these beads for their bra!
So-Co in my canteen, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline
Two men bound by the law!

Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets
Beer goggles if she's a hag
Planning the menu, picking out flowers
Nailing sluts and writing our vows!

Down here it's our time! Springbreakers, let's get fucked up!
Then find Mr. Right and get monogamous
Picking our invite font as a twosome
Something tasteful but not too bland
Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws
Ripping beer pongs, sex with a man!

We'll be so happy, true love forever
Two kings walking hand in hand
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him
Crushing pussy, marry a man!

Spring break!