It’s funny I feel like I felt before Late at night on the kitchen floor Staring at the wonderful words on the fridge Wondering what you meant by your message It’s funny I haven’t noticed for a while My next door neighbour has the nicest smile If I remember her name I’ll never forget her I’m spelling it out with colourful letters You and me equals we It’s just as simple as A B C D E F G It’s funny I feel like I felt last night If I dream another plane crash I swear I’ll book a flight But home is where the heartache is At least that’s what you wrote on the front of the fridge You and me equals we It’s just as simple as pi r squared To the power of 3... You and me 4... You and Eleanor 5... You and Clive 6... You and Beatrix 7... You and Kevin 8... You and Kate 9... You and Brian 10... You and my best friend! It’s funny I feel I was meant to exist Late at night reading the shopping list My next door neighbour smiling from afar And home is where the cornflakes are You and me equals we It’s just as simple as A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P !