I don't think I'm capable of
This teenage televised taping of love
But here is my guide on how to be alone
Just act like a freak, and
Sleep with everyone you've ever known

I'm half crazy, or just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I'm sad, funny, it seems lately, this ain't a fairytale
and I don't think I'll ever be happy

And I'd like to think, romance is real
Open my chest, a heart you could steal
But here is my guide, on how to stay alone
Just drink ‘til you're gone, and pass out on the floor

I'm half crazy, or just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I'm sad, funny, it seems lately, this ain't a fairytale
and I don't think I'll ever be happy
Happy

I'm half crazy, or just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I'm sad, funny, it seems lately, this ain't a fairytale
and no I am not smiling
‘cause I don't think I'll ever be