Im at a party, Im a girl machine
Im gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

Its going
I cant feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girls are screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
Ill let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She must be a lesbian)
Or get down with this
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesnt fancy me
She must bat for the other team

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
Im like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where Id compare the hose to my ___ size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

Its going
I cant feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up mywith a

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.