Now that we rolling in dough
Let's get a yacht with a bed
But we don't have enough
Let's buy a dingy in...stead

We wanna drink crystal
But settled with soda
We couldn't buy a porsche
Let's pimp out a skoda

Yeah! medium pimpin
Living the dream
Instead a caviar bitch
Got vanilla ice cream

No care in the world
Just got numerous pounds
We only travel first class
On the underground

Medium pimpin'
(car with wheels)
Moderately pimpin'
(fancy meals)
Averagely pimpin'
(sex appeal)
Medium pimpin pimpin pimpin

Train to soho
Pick up some ho-ho's
Can only get a chat,
Not enough for a blow-blow

(ha!!) medium bitches
Hard to afford
I shop so much at asda
I'm sponsored by george

We wanted some dancers
But children were cheaper
Got so much fucking money
I could buy your sister

Buy your mama
Buy your papa
Dress em up as animals
And take a picture

Medium pimpin'
(chandelier)
Standardly pimpin'
(unlimited beer)
Mediocre pimpin'
(new career)
Medium pimpin pimpin pimpin

Now I am a rich man
Na, na, na, na, na, naaaa
Medium pimpin'
Medium pimpin'

Medium gangster
Medium height
(ba-na-na-na)
Optician
Told me I got medium sight
(ba-na-na-na)

Average pits
With an average smell
(ba-na-na-na)
And downstairs
Pretty average aswel
(ba-na-na-na)

Medium dance
With a minimal beat
Minimum clothes
On medium seats

Medium shoulders
Minimal hands
Spread your legs, lois lane
I'm super-medium-man

Medium pimpin'
(bronze shoes)
Moderately pimpin'
(bronze cain)
Averagely pimpin'
(bronze gloves)
Medium pimpin
(bronze brain)
Wow

Now I am a rich man
Na, na, na, na, na, naaaa
Medium pimpin'
(bigger than small)
Medium pimpin'
(smaller than big)

Medium pimpin' baby
That's right spending cheese
Cheese?
Yeah that means money
Oh