Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud

Cuz I don't care who I piss off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert

Before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes, back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie, sleep well-
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!

Now the girls are lining up
Because were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet
WHOA! WHOA!

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm quite well hung)

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
Fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even
Know your fucking name anymore-

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa