No one likes me
I can tell
Sitting in the U-Bend
Disregarding the smell

Go take a pee
It’s all fine and well
But don’t throw that book at me
You’ll go to hell

Chorus
My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death

Contemplating suicide
From what Peeves said
Then I remembered
I’m already dead

Wanted peace and quiet
Look what I got instead
Nothing but a stupid book
Falling through my head

Chorus

Let’s all throw books at Myrtle
Because she can’t feel it
Like a carnival game
I’m sick of this shit

Let’s all throw books at Myrtle
Because it’s so fun
If you get it through her head
Then you’re number one

Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny

Chorus

Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny