There's a brand new sound that's sweeping the nation, every mall, every radio station, kids go crazy to the driving beat, cars go driving to the crazy street, the girls look tough and the boys look sweet dancing to the crazy beat. The name of this sound: alternative. And that's the way I want to live. Alternative, if you'll turn it on, we'll alternate all night long. Let's dance to an alternative song and alternate all night long. Alternative is here to stay! It will never go away. That's another reason why alternative will never die.

Alternative will never go, everybody loves it so, and I think it's safe to say alternative is here to stay! Some people like to rock, some people like to roll, and that was cool in days of old, but all the kids where the action is got to have alternative. I'm in love with an alternative girl, she's not like the other alternative girls: she's pierced and dyed and scarified, she hates Tom Cruise, she loves Anne Rice, we're gonna be an alternative sight when I take her out on Saturday night. Alternative is something more than number 1, 2, 3 and 4. It's 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9-- Alternative is doing fine. Alternative is how we live. We believe in alternative, and I think it's safe to say alternative is here to stay!