asexual, far from intellectual
fashion stealer, free-wheeler
bats her eyes to cover up her lies
she's a sucker upper, starfucker
sucker upper, starfucker

and i'm gonna blow her cover
hey hey yay hey hey yay
my friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop
she thought you were cute, she thought you were hot
but i thought not
she's trash, she's pretty
she's good enough to do
but we got bored
now everyone's over you

she is an asexual, far from intellectual
fashion stealer, free-wheeler
bats her eyes to cover up her lies
she's a sucker upper, starfucker
sucker upper, starfucker

and i'm gonna blow her cover

asexual, far from intellectual
fashion stealer, free-wheeler
bats her eyes to cover up her lies
she's a sucker upper, starfucker
sucker upper, starfucker

and i'm gonna blow her cover
hey hey yay hey hey yay
fix it, strap it
wrap it around your arm
so you won't forget
when you're gone
so long! whoo!